Police Report

Witness observed 2 males break into listed address Ste A through a rear window and then the 2 males fled s/b Wakeford St. Officers arrived and found Ste E had also been broken into. Reporting person, the maintenance supervisor, arrived and was given the report # to give to the victims in case the victims needed to report lost property at a later time. Officers found a piece of broken glass with blood on it (one officer cut himself but was unsure if it was the blood of the officer) and it was turned into the property room as evidence. Also, somebody had recently deficated near the broken windows, behind an airconditioner and had used a sock to wipe; the sock was turned in as evidence.

[From Police Web Site.]





I found this slightly comical. It shows how completely incapable our police force is here. This happened about 4 blocks away from me. The only questions I have are:

1) The cop did not know where he cut himself?

2) If the above is true, should we question the cop where he last took a dump?